6 Sex Jokes

Joke 1
Boy goes 4 Blood Test. Nurse takes the sample but
can't find cotton so she Sucks his Finger! Boy is so
happy he asks, Can I gat a Urine Test also?

Joke 2
Do u know why guys fart louder? Because in between his
legs, there is 1 microphone & 2 speakers.

Joke 3
A wife asks hubby how many women he had slept with?
Husband proudly replies only u darling; with others I
was awake!

Joke 4
A man ask doc. how to live longer?
Doc ask him :U Smoke?
Ans : No
U drink?
Ans No.
U play mahjong?
Ans No
U like sex?
Ans No.
Then U want to live so long 4 what?

Joke 5
A group of Ah-beng 1 2 go disco. Outside the disco
there is a notice, only 18 & above is allowed.
Ah-beng: walau wey, there only 17 of us.

Joke 6
Phone rings & maid picks up phone as her master is
bathing.... Wen the caller asked what is he doing, the
maid replied "mastur bating"