Y The Chicken X The Road?

QUESTION - Why did the chicken cross the road?

KINDERGARTEN TEACHER:
To get to the other side.

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

RONALD REAGAN:
I forget.

ARTHUR ANDERSEN CONSULTANT:
Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was

threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was

faced with significant challenges to create and develop

the competencies required for the newly competitive

market. Andersen, in a partnering relationship with the

client,helped the chicken by rethinking its physical

distribution strategy and implementation processes.Using

the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped
the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge,

capital and experiences to align the
chicken people, processes and technology in support of

its overall strategy within a Program Management

framework.

RICHARD M. NIXON:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken

did NOT cross the road.

COMPUTER PROGRAMMER:
In order for the chicken to cross the road safely they

not only need one driver to access the server farm if

not they will hang in the middle of the road.

JERRY SEINFELD:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone

ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing

walking around all over the place, anyway?"

BILL GATES:
I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which

will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your

important documents,and balance your checkbook.

MAHATHIR:
You know, I am tired of all this..'apa-nama' chicken-

chicken bisnes....the foreign powers should stop

intervening in our domestic affairs and just leave our

chickens alone..... if they want to...'apa nama' cross

the road, they should be allowed to cross the road ..

Malaysia is a democratic country,we let our chickens do

whatever they want to do.... as long as they don't

threaten the Malay unity and try to topple the

government...and if
they plan to do so...we won't hesitate to use the ISA...

ABDULLAH BADAWI:
Ini semua adalah khabar angin sahaja...jangan percaya

khabar-khabar angin ini semua... biasalah ini adalah

taktik pembangkang untuk memecah belahkan perpaduan ayam

- ayam semua...jangan percaya..jangan percaya....

SAMY VELLU
ayyooyoo...belakang cerita lain kali, kita sude bikin

banyak jembatan, itu ayam musti guna jembatan untu

lintas itu jalan lagi pun kalu itu ayam mau pigi jalan-

jalan,beritau sama saya juga, saya bolley buat lebbey

banyak toll........

KARAM SINGH VALIA:
Seperti yang saudara dapat lihat, kelihatan ayam-ayam itu

Sedang melintas jalan, mereka bukan sahaja melintas

jalan Malah membuang najis di atas jalan dan ini adalah

pencemaran Yang paling hebat di maya pada ini.Bapa-bapa

dan ibu-ibu Ayam haruslah mengambil inisiatif untuk

melatih ayam-ayam Agar menahan najis sewaktu melintas

jalan, sekian saya Sudahi dengan.........

Ayam di jalan di lintaskan
Ayam di reban mati tak makan

COLONEL SANDERS:
I missed one?

BILL CLINTON :
I've had so many chicks, I can't remember...