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Must Read and Sure Laugh! How Kiasu Can We Be?

A family in Singapore were puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the States. It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it! When they opened the lid, they found a letter that reads:

Dear brothers and sisters,
I am sending our mother's body to you since it was her wish that she should be cremated in Singapore. Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leaves are consumed. You will find inside the coffin, under Ahma's body, 12 packets of Kor-Lay-Sim, 10 packets of American chocolates and packets of Lap Cheong. Please divide these among all of you. On Ahma's feet you will find a new pair of Nike shoes(size 10) for Ah boy. Also, there are 2 pairs of Reeboks for Ah Mei's and Ah Lien's sons. Hope the sizes are correct. Ahma is wearing 6 Polo T-Shirts. The large size is for Ah Bak and the others are for my nephews. Just distribute them among yourselves. The 2 new Levis that Ahma is wearing are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Lee Ah Bai wanted is on Ahma's left wrist. Kiasu Aunty Pei Pei, Ahma is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Also, the box of Estee Lauder cosmetic under Ahma's head is for you. Please take them.The 6 white cotton socks that Ahma is wearing must be divided among my teenager nephews. Please distribute all these uniformly and if anything more required let me know, since our Ah Pa is also not keeping well nowadays I can send all required things when our AhPa............