Before and After

Do consider before making the commitment. Seek the elderly for advice.

* Before marriage.. I die for you..
* After marriage.You die, up to you.
* Lagi lama married.. You die I help you!

* Before marriage.. You go anywhere..I follow you.
* After marriage...You go anywhere..up to you.
* Lagi lama married...You go anywhere...better get lost!!

* Before wedding -
* "you are my heart, you are my love"
* After wedding -
* "you get on my nerves."

* Before wedding -
* "you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella"
* After wedding -
* "you are worse than godzila."

* Before wedding -
* Roses are red, violets are blue
* Like it or not, I'm stuck with you
* After wedding -
* Roses are dead, I am blue
* You get on my head, I will sue you

* Before wedding -
* Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
* After wedding -
* You want to go, he says you wait-long-long-la

* Before wedding -
* She looks like Anita Sarawak
* After wedding -
* Don't know whether katak or biawak

* Before wedding -
* Weekends at Cameron, Genting and Fraser's Hill
* After wedding -
* Furthest you go is Bukit Timah Hill

* Before wedding -
* He opens the car door
* After wedding -
* He opens his mouth and snores

* Before wedding -
* She / he was your ideal
* After wedding -
* She / he becomes your ordeal

* So beware of the consequences